MARLENE AIR · GATE B17

Drop your commute.
Watch it pinball
into a personality.

A gate agent who has emotionally given up will score you on six made-up axes. Then she'll print a boarding pass for the rest of your day.

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Click to drop
A ball labeled TODAY falls through pegs of misery.
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Listen to Marlene
A defeated gate agent narrates. Try not to relate.
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Drop 6 balls
Each ball scores one axis. Radar builds live.
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Take your pass
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